Please excuse me.
No… I haven’t been drinking.
Yes… I promise I did graduate high school.
I even graduated college.
I once had a brain.
I once could sleep for more than 4 hours without being woken up.
I once could actually shower in the morning, and go to the bathroom without a cheering section…or a small child actually on my lap.
I used to have significant things to say--- about significant matters.
I promise I used to be more Spiritual.
Now, I am just sorry.
If I can’t seem to put together an intelligent sentence…please don’t judge me. I promise I do have something to say…I just can’t remember even simple words sometimes.
If I don’t keep eye contact the whole conversation… it is not that i don’t care what you are saying… I just need to make sure my 3 little llamas are still alive and in the building.
And If I walk by you and am in a groggy daze…
Really, I haven’t been drinking.
And I am not ignoring you.
I just have a mommy hangover.
And I probably just drove the entire way here listening to
“mama, mommy, ma-ma-ma, Mommmmmmie,
And though it’s definitely taken it’s toll on my mind and body…
I am not sure I want to recover.
Cause this whole “mommy brain” is totally worth it.
So, do you have any home remedies out there
for a Mommy Hangover??
Other than the 3 cups of coffee I have already had this morning.